A：Hey, Leo. How come you look so terrible? What's goin' on?
B：You can say that again. Susan' brother dropped in from out of town, so I offered to put him up for a few days. But he's driving me up a wall. This guy is a bottomless pit.
A：How gross! I can't handle people like that. Does he at least give you a hand around the house?
B：He doesn't lift a finger! I bend over backwards cleaning up all day and he sleeps in until noon.
A：Man, what a freeloader. You better do something quick or he'll never hit the road. After all, he's got it made in the shade here.
B：You think he might stay even longer?!
A：Now, don't go losing your temper. If you tolerated all you can, just kick him out…but do it with gloves. I know! Tell him a white lie like you're getting the house fumigated!
B：That wouldn't be a lie!
