Below is a list of brain farts that pretty much everyone has had one time or another.
下面就是我们每个人都很可能曾经做过的脑子短路事件清单：
1. Having trouble spelling a word you've spelled a thousand times before.
写不出那个你已写过一万遍的字。
2. Trying the door even though the sign says, "Close".
试图去开门上挂着“关张”字样的门。
3. Forgetting your own age.
想不起来自己的年龄。
4. Having to turn the shower back on because you forgot to wash out the shampoo.
因为忘记冲掉洗发水，而回去重新洗。
5. Waiter says: "Enjoy your food..."
服务生说：“用餐愉快……”
Reply: "You too".
答道：“你也是。”
6. Checking your watch, then checking it again because you weren't paying attention.
看了下表，然后又看了一次因为之前注意力没在这。
