《garfield加菲猫》
1. money is not everything. there's mastercard.
钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡。
2. one should love animals. they are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃。
3. save water. shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4. love the neighbor. but don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道。
5. behind every successful man, there is a woman. and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
6. every man should marry. after all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛。
